Saw these girls on ‘the D’ this am who looked/acted/talked just like Lauren/Heidi/Whitney (aka MTV ‘reality memes’)
Tried not to listen but they were ‘like’ talking s000 loud
Made me sad that they didn’t seem 2 understand that they weren’t that ‘blogworthy’ or ‘memetastic’
Felt like asking: ‘do u know ur not on teevee?’
Worried about ‘the youth of America’/Gen-Y/Gen-Mall in 2k9
Feel like they’ve never ‘been thru a recession’ and are kinda ‘shitting their pants’
‘Ohnoes! Might have 2 skip the flatscreen in my dorm room at Cornell’ (via 60k+/year)
Not sure why I’m ‘such a downer’
Srsly, wish that every1 could achieve his/her dream an ‘go viral’ 1 day soon
Miss u, Gen-xers/h8ers of all ‘isms’
‘Don’t Let Ur Youth Go 2 Waste’ — Galaxie 500 (via Jonathan Richman)
<3 u, LC (via not ever having a bf)//miss u until 2k25 (via ‘The Hills Reunion X’ on VH1)
