Fish 1: Ugh, I’m going to be late for that meeting. On the other hand, who cares?
Fish 2: Why is this subway stopping here? I love how the “local” is faster than the “express.”
Fish 3: Srsly, what do you think the MTA does with all of its money?
Fish 4: Could they even build a subway now?
Fish 5: I hate when they ask us to please be patient. As if we have a choice.
Fish 6: Why is that crazy person staring at me?
Fish 7: This book is so good, I hope I don’t miss my stop! (Ppl who read kindles on the subway look pretty dumb, actually?)
Fish 8: Oh great, someone ranting about God. Instant headache.
Fish 9: I wish I lived in the Virgin Islands.
