Losing your keys and cash is never fun. If you’ve ever lost your keys and cash, you know what I’m talking about!
Which is why I recommend keeping them in sight at all times. You might even consider sleeping on the cash, because it’s surprisingly comfortable when you fold it up and put it under your head. It’s like a pillow. Plus you will never ‘lose that shit’ if you’re sleeping on it. Trust me. The one time I lost my keys and cash was when I put them on the roof of my car and drove away without realizing it. Major bummer — don’t let it happen to you. Keep an eye on your keys and cash.
This has been a public-service announcement from Elektra.
