Pluses: It’s obv an amazing color. Also, you wouldn’t be able to see me if I weren’t lying down on this rug. Sometimes it’s really fun to be completely camouflaged, is what I’m saying. You can sneak up on people and whisper in their ears.
MInus: Sometimes you get dizzy and have to lie down to get your bearings. It’s sort of like being on acid. Or what I imagine it would be like to be on acid, since…well, you know what I mean. Also, if there are other gray cats around, which there happen to be here, you never know when someone else is going to sneak up on you and freak you out by whispering in your ear.
“My name is Dante and I live in a house with walls pretty much the exact same color as my fur coat lol.”
