Daffodil: Did you know that hyacinths are garish and predictable?
Hyacinth: You mean just like daffodils lol?
Daffodil: Nice ponytail, bro.
Hyacinth: Lol.
Daffodil: Hey lady, what’s the rush?
Hyacinth: Lol people.
Daffodil: Ugh, this rain.
Hyacinth: I know, will it ever stop?
Daffodil: Run into the store and get me a bottle of whiskey?
Hyacinth: You’re closer.
